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If you have a pulse, a voice, and a face… This will get you Laid!

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Okay, I lied…
You don’t even need a face…
Just a pulse and a voice and a life full of beautiful, amazing women who care about you is in reach…


Fact. 
Men are visual…
We are attracted to women the instant we see those bodacious curves and long wavy hair…
We’re attracted to the subtle lines, and dimples on her lower back…

But women…
No. 

Fact.
Women feel attraction based on how you make them feel. 
That is done primarily… you guessed it… through words.

That means you can suck at just about everything else but if you know what to say her brain will go haywire and pull a shallow hall on you…(it’s a movie reference and if you haven’t seen it…see it).

Pretty much she will see you not as you are, but as she wants to believe you are…which means….sexy as hell!

Sounds ridiculous right? I thought the same thing too for a long looooooong time.

But the only advice I can actually give you is to try it out for yourself. My mind was blown and I am damn sure yours will be too.

Just try these 99 lines on girls you like (and even girls you don’t just to test them) and see how crazy cool this life actually is.

Your funstigator in chief,

take a chance !